WHAT?!

Still no mention of Kira's new haircut? For shame, Zack.

I used to make a weekly appointment with "Farscape" in the early days, but lost patience with it: ramping up the bizarre and hysterical 'til it became tiresome and piling on the trauma porn 'til I just stopped caring. Zhaan's grossly manipulative death scene was pretty much the final straw.

Is the entire world just pretending the "Super Best Friends" in which Muhammad was a central character never happened? Cos last time I'm watched my DVD box set, they didn't censor shit in that one.

Yeah, a major Trek fanatic who never watched DS9 but obviously had a hard-on for Voyager. That in itself should have barred him from ever writing for the franchise.

I heard the exact same story about "Space Precinct"

Yeah, this one didn't really come to anything.

Not my girl.
(I'll take it as read that nobody else has thought of this)

I was a teenager when DS9 was on the air, and it took me a while to really 'get' the show. My biggest regret is that I'd heard this episode discussed and debated at length before I actually saw it, so pretty much knew every twist and turn of plot beforehand. "Moonlight" was greeted with equal parts acclaim and outrage…

In answer to the question posed in the "Man of Steel" entry: Yes, the film was "I, Robot".

More jolly japes from Happyland

Hm, don't like it

Please don't do shit like this. It's half a notch away from those people who mail poetry to Star Trek Monthly.

Quite why a cheerfully bonkers family time-killer like the "Super Mario Bros" movie inspires such venom is completely beyond me.
Let's be honest, even the more nuanced video games are lousy subjects for movie adaptation because the plots tend to be so linear. A Super Mario movie is a total non-starter: it's about…

Hooray for DS9!
Hooray for Power Rangers- 20 years and still going strong!
Hooray for MST3K (although "Manos" is one of those movies that even the MST3K treatment failed to enliven. Grim stuff).

What, no Power Rangers? It's the twentieth anniversary year! Tommy's coming back (again), fer crissakes!

I too was utterly traumatised by *that scene* in "Superman 3"; some childhood scares strike you to your very core and stay with you forever, and whilst I've since forced myself to confront Edward Scissorhands and pretty much everything in "Return to Oz", I won't be sitting through "You'll Believe a Man Can Fly Richard…

I am genuinely offended by this.

So, can we expect sequels? Will this become the psychosexual equivalent of the "Expendables" movies for not-quite-popular actors who wish to prove their arthouse cred?

Damn it, I wanna see the YouTube re-edit NOW!