I was having a discussion with my parents about movies that they couldn't unsee and while my Dad said he hadn't seen to many scary movie my Mom started talking about the worst sounding thing ever.

Here's hoping that Al Pacino murders the sister in the first act and the male Adam Sandler goes on a bloody, vengeful quest to avenge her death.

Whenever she come son screen I just think of that Spike TV show MXC and Kenny Blakenship, who was one of the commentators. I'm laughing for completely different reasons than everyone else.

COCK BLOCK DAT HURT LOCK

Fuckin hipster.

I liked Zombieland, but please do not even think about mentioning Evil Dead as a comparison. It is miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles above Zombieland.

Can I win this? I know a very religious girl named Gay Phallis. He he he, homosexual penis.

"I'm fed up with this world!" - Tommy Wiseau.

"You win some and lose some Sandra Bullock" - Childish Gambino.

You are clearly not enough of a hipsterdbag, I strip you of your ranks as I am a SGT in the Hipster Brigade. Hand over your Super Soaker and your jean shorts.

It was a family favourite, that VHS was practically warped by the time we threw it in the attic.

I take offence idiotking, I'm 20 something and have fevered masturbatory obsessions and my usually white skin has a thick, full tan. Harumph.

I have never witnessed a suicide/dead body/death/etc. I am a sheltered folk. If I saw this shit I'd be a puddle of scared for a year.

I get how people don't like it, but I genuinely find that Awesome Show funnier is more often than Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, and Monty Python, which are all previously my favourite examples of comedy.

I'd see this
If I was one of those people…………………… Lottery Winners.

You don't need to be a mutant to smell farts.

Firstie? Dream on…………………………………….. sorry………

I demand that your painus be bitten in 3D for all to see.

3D Painus?
Sounds like quality entertainment!

Dag yo!