It is a sad turn for them. Jaqen was so awesome in season 2.

Edmure is probably alive, because he's still a good hostage to hold.

Slavers, at least for Meereen. But it actually give a good reason for a Dany-Ironborn alliance. You crush this other fleet? We can be best friends!

It is such a open secret at this point it is hilarious.Never mind that it would de-legitimize Tommen's entire rule and their tenuous hold on power.

Ugh. Not even Varys can save Dorne.

Wildfire, son. Hidden caches of wildfire.

The only people who have been partially decomposed and come back are wights. I doubt LSH comes back as a wight. Doesn't make sense.

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How decomposed would Catelyn be at this point if they just resurrect her now?

Honestly, if there was ever a cold open scene to do for the faithful, it was this one. I was out-of-my-chair hype by the opening credits.

To be fair, there is a lot a space between "something bad happening" and "getting prison shanked."

Hence the problem of pissing off the Faceless- anyone and everyone could be your killer. Sansa can walk up to you and- surprise!- knife to the gut.

Would Ron ever lie to Fred and George to convince them to fight? No? Then Slytherin she is.

I want to put the sand snakes into Hufflepuff for being boring, but they are definitely Slytherin.

Out of all the gods, it does seem like the Many Faced God is the most transactional. But I can't imagine that the faceless men are totally ok with a half-trained assassin that knows all their secrets running around.

I really like that theory, because at least it'll explain why she doesn't end up inevitably stabbed.

Nah. Sansa is totally a late-blooming Slytherin. Pushing every advantage and argument (including a little lying) she can to get revenge on some bastards? Obvious Slytherin traits.

All Lannisters are Slytherins, except obviously Tommen (and maybes Myrcella)

I do feel you there. I'd be mildly surprised if any Lannister not named Tyrion makes it to the end game either.

Tommen had 4 kingsguard right next to the door to the sept. They could have run to get Loras while everyone outside was distracted by the Tyrell army. I don't think you get a cleaner shot at solving things through violence.