Damn straight it's not a real disease, but keep the shotgun. Who knows what kind of ninja assassins might be ready to burst through the ceiling tiles.

DAMN RIGHT IT WAS A TRAP! It's always a trap with that guy… nothing but traps with shifty-eyed fish aliens!

But Can You Dig it Without the Mumbo-Jumbo?
Cut the crap, son!

The 2pacalypse had terrible fallout that you fat, happy, pigs will never realize!

You want uncomfortable? DON'T YOU DARE ASK ME WHAT I DID TO GET THOSE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS!

Who is spain? Why is Hitler? Balls!

Who cares about honesty?
Diseases aren't real diseases, you all should know that!

And people think that I used to write for them! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, PEOPLE, I ONLY WORKED FOR OSI IN THOSE DAYS.

I oughta kill that sonofabitch after what he pulled in Prague.