"Shut up or I'll really give you something to cry about"

I think he was going to go suck something, but I'm having a little trouble remembering what it was exactly.

Yes, I'll accept that.

What you just said is offensive to horses everywhere.

And how are we supposed to know Mogumbo isn't lying?

That's Mr. Horse from Ren & Stimpy that says "No sir, I don't like it", I'm Mr. Ed from the 1960s sitcom.

No sir, I will not.

I like P, even if he is a one trick pony.

I haven't noticed that, what are you watching?

Go die in a fire and take the CW with you.

Holy shit, you're really having a tough time up there.

I've heard of him and I still don't care.

Why is there a staff bar there but then it's blank? Is anyone else having this problem?

Beyonce
How is the trailer for Obsessed considered more tolerable than the pizza? I don't think it's that irritating that Pizza Hut is trying to give us a slightly more healthy option when it comes to pizza, whereas anything concerning Beyonce is automatically unbearable.

And by "feet flyin past her head" you mean…?

Man, you just totally stuck it to EW! High five, bro!

I don't get it.

Yeah, didn't seem like there was much to go on after that.

Mine says "It's Britney, Be Itch!" So yes, you are missing out.

It's kind of low brow to have that on the main page, even for the AVC.