I don't know, Wilbur. There are a lot of things in this world that can't be explained.

What did horses ever do?

I've seen horse manure funnier than Tom Scharpling.

Thank you for taking the time to respond to my letter, Dear Abby. You will be missed by this old horse. Rest in peace.

Horses aren't stupid. We can perform complex tasks such as using a telephone or playing for the 1963 Dodgers.

Horses aren't stupid. We can perform complex tasks such as using a telephone or playing for the 1963 Dodgers.

That's for me to know and you to find out.

That's for me to know and you to find out.

Oh don't worry about me.

Oh don't worry about me.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, 
And no one can talk to a horse of course 
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

STOP WITH THE SJP HORSE COMPARISONS PEOPLE

STOP WITH THE SJP HORSE COMPARISONS PEOPLE

This is the first I've heard of me being a zebra.

This is the first I've heard of me being a zebra.

Don't act like I'm the new horse on the block, I've been here three years, the other horses are just more prolific.

Maybe it's not important to you, but horse pop culture is an issue I'm happy to see finally addressed.

BURNED

At least they got rid of boypussy. I suppose that's all we can ask for. They should go back to avatar-less comments, it would drastically cut down on the gimmicks.

I enjoy using the telephone to cause mischief!