Then say goodbye… to these.

Lee Pace should never have to yell exaggeratedly, "Marmaduke, NOOO!!!"

I guess he doesn't look too bad for someone who hung out with veterans of the U.S. Civil War.

@nakedfoul

I fucking love The Fall, but…
I was watching the video for "Touch Sensitive" (one of my top 5 Fall tracks), and couldn't help noticing that a fortyish Mark E. Smith looks exactly like a seventyish DJ Qualls.

No, anya, nooo!
That's ignorant; you're just being ignorant.

I don't wanna know what the "bowl of sadness" is.

If Roman Polanski had done the same thing to an adult woman, it would still be a felony. We're not talking about shoplifting baseball cards here.

Also, the rap verse of "Hit" by the Sugarcubes.

FECES
My biggest peeve is really cool songs that are ruined by really uncool references to excrement. I've got no problem with variations on "shit," as long as it doesn't sound like they're literally singing about moist chunks of waste.

If you want to see what flop-sweat looks like in print, take a look at the Catholic League's official site.

Now, now, truce….

Jugsmurfers.com

He's currently slated for such future classics as:

Ray Charles didn't have the hunger-dunger-dang. There are several kinds of low and gruff, and Ray's was the soulful, on-key, non-perenially-gloomy kind.

Also Gavin Rossdale.

Fuck Eddie Vedder.
Seriously, why does he not receive his share of the blame for hunger-dunger-dang?

I fucking hate "Yellow."

"Creed Shreds 4" was epic. I nearly shit my pants.

It's the part Chris Penn was born to play, baby!