You know you're not funny when you have to type "ha ha" at the end of your sentence, Grey Man.

Awww, Grey Man's just tired because Jesus slipped a forget-me-now into his margarita.

ORSON SCOTT CARD
Ender's Game = classic
Speaker for the Dead = good-ish
Everything else = pffffft

There's an "I Love You Chuck Norris" sex tape out there, starring the titular celebrity and Mike Huckabee.

Murderer!

I AM THE KRAKEN!
SO THAT IS WHAT YOU SHALL CALL ME!!

I am familiar with Marshall McLuhan. Nudge, nudge.

"See Jungle!" is one of the best goddamned songs ever. Annabella Lwin's voice is cute as fucking hell.

NOBODY PUTS THE KRAKEN IN A CORNER!!!

KRAKEN IS WACK!

KRAKEN' 2: ADRIATIC BOOGALOO

SAY IT LOUD
I'M KRAKEN, I'M PROUD

MY NECK
MY BACK
LICK MY PUSSY
AND MY KRAKEN

Oh, look at this banner at the top here, honey! Kelsey Grammer's in a musical!

Oh my God! I was wrong
They bought Goldblum for a song
You might have made a junkie
(Yes we might have made a junkie)
You might… have… made, a, uh, well let's see now, yes yes, I believe you very well, uh, could have made a… how do you put it… ahem… JUNKIE, aha! … out of, well…. ME.

Law & Order: The Musical
I hate every police procedural I see
From SVU to Mi..a..mi
You'll never make a cop show junkie out of me

Chris Rock said the opposite — something along the lines of how Andre made a great record when he was with Erykah, and so did Common.

Every time I see Elitist Trash's avatar, I crack the fuck up.

Aw c'mon, Otis!

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