Strip Up 2 the Tease

I have to take issue with the use of "Tremendous Upside" as a euphemism for the penis.

He's still technically correct, since Sloth is dead. And Mama Fratelli.

John Hughes gets his own tribute? Really?
(KA-BLAMM!!)

The hamfisted Iraq War allegory was its ambition to be taken seriously as a singer.

Nobody fucks with the Bridges.

Ronald can't watch, or he has to pay a hundred.

They're not gonna stop until they're handing out Ronald McDonald (TM) Schiesse Porn DVDs with the Happy Meals.

Kevin N,

Who?

Those four minutes involved more effort than I have ever or will ever put into anything in my life.

Alice in Wonderchains?

I have to agree with Michelangelo.

I think he actually splattered on a rooftop; never made it all the way to the street.

I'm not your Walrus, Donny.

She brings out my inner Serge Gainsbourg:

Don't call me B., Real.

Don't call me Valens, Augustus.

Too soon?

CLAPTON IS GOD.
And God is dead.