Tee-hee-hee. . . "Brest."

REAL CINEMA FANS KNOW THAT RAMBO (released January 25) 
DESERVED THE BEST PICTURE AWARD OF 2008.

L.A. doesn't deserve this.  It's a lovely city with plenty of conveniently available bathrooms & patches of grass nearby, unlike, say, New York, a city full of outdated tiny building-spaces that cram in 400 customers but only have one unisex restroom, a city where a man practically has to carry an empty bottle with…

Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?

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Bob's Burgers fucking sucks.

I'm sure it'll be worth the 18-20 hour investment to finally see an episode that contains a satisfying bit of action.  Yay.

And they shouldn't.  Bunch of ungrateful dweebs pop up every time some new Simpsons blurb gets posted, but I'm here to represent the true fans of 2013-2014 Simpsons, cross-overs & all!, in case the writers are reading this thread and need to mitigate the nerd-negativity-fueled magnetism of nearby sharp objects.

I just reached the halfway point of Season 2.  A good yet disappointing show.  Talk, talk, talk, titties, talk, talk, talk, decapitation, talk, talk, talk… and then when they have battles & skirmishes, the motherfuckers skip straight to the aftermath & WIA/KIA littered on the battlefield with zero action depicted.

As a South Carolinian, I'm so proud of Gaffney's Giant Glutei Maximi Peach getting good publicity on House of Cards, the EmmySlayer.

We make a good team.

There are zero black folk on the Posing DJs tumblr.

Where the fuck's your laugh?

He's pro-active.  We're talking about a totally outrageous new para-digm.

Research (looking for 5 seconds at a guy's IMDB page) is hard.  We must trust the professional film critics, especially those who lazily regurgitate incorrect conventional thinking.

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Am I missing something?

See, you're doing the same thing A.A. Dowd is doing, and you're both wrong.

Indeed, Mr. Dowd's review's opening makes little sense.  I guess no one edits the film section editor.

I often carry a football with me in public, even while wearing formal garb.  *Especially* while wearing formal garb.