Yeah yeah, but what about people who *aren't* employed at AV Club?

Sharknado in Space

I wouldn't be surprised if you ended up with 2 girlfriends & 1 horny teacher wanting you at the same time after that ordeal.

Yeah, fuck a polished concert experience if Ticketmaster is involved.

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Why did you feel the need to bracket-explicate "BC"?

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Why are you racist against the word "racist"?

That's what I've already been doing!

Not sure if this is the case in this case, but a lot of literary elitists & arts editors are racist against anyone who presumes to be an author but doesn't go through the whole "official" Fine Arts education-career pipeline of Creative Writing degrees and post-grad networking with gray-bearded judges & tastemakers and…

{*menacingly punches fist into palm, glares at Richard Brooks*}

Am I the only person who mounts an iPad on a stationary bike display so I can browse internets while I pedal to nowhere for 45 minutes?

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