Jumping out of an aircraft in flight is no cause for anxiety.  It's easy.

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Anyone who watches a tv show I don't watch is automatically a nerd.

No rap here.  You pop culture "experts" couldn't find any rap tracks or verses about one night stands?

No rap here.  You pop culture "experts" couldn't find any rap tracks or verses about one night stands?

Well, I'm not a nerd, so I'm choosing to believe that it was an homage to Rufus from the Bill & Ted saga.

"Mmmm, cursive."

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The old rowing machine could mean a lot of things —

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"Rather than overcoming many early obstacles only to achieve later success, Frank Underwood is achieving everything without so much as a scratch to show for it."

"But Steve, you vowed not to retire until you found a light filter in which I'm not really, really, ridiculously good looking!"

Alright.  Touché.

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Everyone knows Netflix killed the Golden Age of tv.  
What this article presupposes is… maybe it didn't?

"no way that quantity of quality output can be put out to satisfy someone"  
Nice string of words there.  Like a deliberately syntactically/syllabically/palindromically structured mini-poem.

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