You know, Garth, you and I have never really talked

You know, Garth, you and I have never really talked

Freedom's just another word for reading shitty prose.

Freedom's just another word for reading shitty prose.

On Don Juan Demarco they talked about how to turn down an Oscar

On Don Juan Demarco they talked about how to turn down an Oscar

And the world yawned.

HEY! Leave her alone! I love her.

I find it hilarious that you would think that BNL is "alt-rock".  Unless you really did mean the Hip.

Girl Scouts vs. the creepy old man in the house at the end of the lane

A.V. Clubbers versus cool kids

I am a golden god!