Penis of someone.

Michael Mosely from Pan Am as Scott Scottson! Love that guy.

I would love to watch this trailer, but there's an ad for nestea that plays before it, and I wait for the ad to finish then it freezes and just shows me a nestea bottle against a blue background forever. WAIT… is that the whole movie?

I would love to watch this trailer, but there's an ad for nestea that plays before it, and I wait for the ad to finish then it freezes and just shows me a nestea bottle against a blue background forever. WAIT… is that the whole movie?

Treme.

Treme.

I see you've played knifey spooney before.

TIWDIW  should check out Tristan Taormino's Expert guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio. That lady knows things about sex that I'm not sure people should know.

TIWDIW  should check out Tristan Taormino's Expert guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio. That lady knows things about sex that I'm not sure people should know.

Is everybody thinking "Oh to be that dog?"

Is everybody thinking "Oh to be that dog?"

I liked these books as a kid, but I have reservations as to the value of series like this. To play devil's advocate, reading a series of books that are basically the same book over and over again is "reading", but not, you know, reading. It gives kids the ability to say "I READ 15 BOOKS" in order to obtain whatever -…

I liked these books as a kid, but I have reservations as to the value of series like this. To play devil's advocate, reading a series of books that are basically the same book over and over again is "reading", but not, you know, reading. It gives kids the ability to say "I READ 15 BOOKS" in order to obtain whatever -…

Thank god meloni got it. He was THE WORST.

Thank god meloni got it. He was THE WORST.

Eenie meenie moe, have sex with you, you S my D.

Eenie meenie moe, have sex with you, you S my D.

This kind of reminds me of Rivers Cuomo, after the second Weezer album didn't do so well. He got all butthurt and was like 'FINE FUCKERS' and decided to make crappy empty music that would resonate well with the masses, and said all kinds of butthurt things like "Weezer is no different than limpbizkit" and stuff. It's…

This kind of reminds me of Rivers Cuomo, after the second Weezer album didn't do so well. He got all butthurt and was like 'FINE FUCKERS' and decided to make crappy empty music that would resonate well with the masses, and said all kinds of butthurt things like "Weezer is no different than limpbizkit" and stuff. It's…

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