As annoying as that "I really care" voice can be, Michael Moore really does actually care. He really really really does. You gots to give him that.

AND THEN YOU'D BUILD A BLANKET FORT FOR SAFETY

I hate the show because it's bad. I like good shows about girls, like. Um.

Roger was just making a statement about acid in general that was addressed to Tim Leary (whose name was at that time synonymous with LSD… which I suppose it still is) in absentia. It would be like me saying "Mrs. Butterworth, your syrup is chemical crap" while having pancakes. It does not mean I think Mrs. Butterworth…

"I need help reacting to something."

WITH JUST A HINT OF CHEESE.

I think the difference between the hackers posited in the film Hackers and the actual hackers of today is that today's hackers (anonymous, e.g.) would have actually taken over a TV station and stopped Outer Limits to put on a racist screed instead. The digital world hasn't erased or blurred ethnic or religious…

Chevy Chase is having a hard time understanding he's not the star of this show, eh? Poor guy.

Indeed, it took the videogame industry years to crawl its way out of the deep pit it fell, into thanks to E.T. and Atari’s terrible judgment.
You guys got editors?

"Jon thinks this is so much crazy talk." No, I think he just knows that it's a point that is irrelevant to the realpolitik needs of the watch.

Kimye?

Dear Mr. Simon,

Sometimes the things people like are wrong, and then I like to tell them about it. On the internet.

They're bi. It gets better and worse.

Bro-gression.

He writes good columns about sex advice. When has he been hypocritical? He has been wrong and judgmental in the past, and, when called on it, has openly admitted to not being perfect and retracted his mistakes. That is something you'll never hear from the evangelical crowd.

Wait, so if you talk to people like an adult about sexuality, they'll make more mature sexual choices? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

You had me at three-titted.

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Bob Dylan. I am a HUGE Dylan fan - who isn't (assholes, that's who)? I have all the albums (even the Christian ones), bootlegs, early live stuff (I even actually listen to the fake-ish Hard Rain, which is awesome and terrible somehow). Anywho, I've seen Dylan live a total of two…

AV CLUB! You have to start asking the questions that are on everyone's mind. "Why doesn't your face move any more?" would have been one of those.