I'll get you my pretties, and your little Dawes too!

I told everyone it was dazzling, but they didn't listen for some reason.

In converting hipsters to Communism, I've found the most useful tool to be reminding them that Disqus is a corporation. Disqus has something of a monopoly on internet comment sections(a place where hipster fanboys spend much of their time) but are an atrocious company that is absolutely plagued with avoidable…

You hipster fanboys would fail to appreciate what may be the series only "good" episode "Competitive Ecology". I didn't submit a list by the way, so it wan't my vote.

The sentiment Britta expresses in her tweet is perfect. She actually recognizes the link between political naivete and the endless media hype for mediocre Hollywood product like Moneyball, making her automatically more intelligent than the majority of film "critics" in America. I am not usually impressed by the…

I've always imagined she was more into enormous 60 year old black men who hate all her favorite movies, and live on the opposite coast.

I've gotten a couple of likes. I'm not in it for approval.

YOU BLASPHEMOUS SATAN WORSHIPING HIPSTER SHIT EATING MUCK LICKING DICKLESS CUM BUCKET! HOW DARE YOU DEFAME PASSION OF THE CHRIST, A DREYER LIKE SPIRITUAL ACHIEVEMENT?

Finally, a kindred spirit with whom I can unite against the hipster minds that are brimming with cant.

This movie has the potential to be a splendid meditation on the phenomenon of man children. The setting of a childhood board game will illuminate the way Sandlers characters have difficulty adjusting to adult life.

I don't know if it can be better. Jack and Jill was a glorious reminder of ethnic heritage and family loyalty.

There's never a reason to hate a movie without watching it. You might as well be blind.

The world will be better off without another hipster bitch making tired, trite, and sarcastic comments. If you would really rather die than watch an Adam Sandler movie, I'll be happy to oblige you.

I've long suspected that hipsters and the Illuminati government were in cahoots. Now I finally have proof.

FLAGGED for threatening kidnapping against someone merely because they try to do something artistically unique.

He's just that talented…

Adam Sandler, my star, my sunrise, my love. Is it truly you? Time and time again you have enriched pop culture with your humane insights. Don't let the hipster mafia bring you down. As long as you avoid shitty movies like Funny People and Punch Drunk Love you'll do just fine. 
P.S. Jack and Jill rocked!

The monster in your name is apt. Your approach is typical hipster fascism: you impersonate a childhood icon to activate their nostalgia while still allowing them to feel superior to modern cultural trends. You occasionally make liberal political statements so that people give you credit for being "more than just…

Jack and Jill was approximately 100,000 times better than Funny People, you illiterate hipster clown.

I appreciate your righteous jab at The Artist, but Adam Sandler movies( with some exceptions like the misjudged Punch Drunk Love, and the toxic Funny People) are miles above awards season filth.