I'm going to go watch either The Poseidon Adventure or The Single Guy now. Which one's tagline was "Hell. Upside Down" again?

I'm going to go watch either The Poseidon Adventure or The Single Guy now. Which one's tagline was "Hell. Upside Down" again?

Rogo is with his Linda now, somewhere right side up.

Rogo is with his Linda now, somewhere right side up.

Who starts a song, is too shy to continue, but then finds the courage to go on.

Who starts a song, is too shy to continue, but then finds the courage to go on.

Twenty bucks, same as in town.

Twenty bucks, same as in town.

There's definitely 42nd Street, Gypsy and All About Eve in there, mixed in with the Boogie Nights and Saturday Night Fever.

There's definitely 42nd Street, Gypsy and All About Eve in there, mixed in with the Boogie Nights and Saturday Night Fever.

My favorite thing about MikeMartz is that his awesome life gets under the skin of even those who are certain it's fake.

My favorite thing about MikeMartz is that his awesome life gets under the skin of even those who are certain it's fake.

I've seen this movie twice and masturbated to the trailer umpteen times and still can't figure out what Channing is wearing in the still above. My best guess is he put together a bunch of those lower-back support belts that some workers wear.

I've seen this movie twice and masturbated to the trailer umpteen times and still can't figure out what Channing is wearing in the still above. My best guess is he put together a bunch of those lower-back support belts that some workers wear.

I casually hate her, but really liked her and her character in this movie. And for those on whom such things work, she shows her tits.

I casually hate her, but really liked her and her character in this movie. And for those on whom such things work, she shows her tits.

There's one sort-of full frontal, but it's in extreme close-up and almost abstract. No gay subplots, only the slightest recogniton that gay people even could exist in this world when a character's stripper outfits get him briefly mistaken for gay.

There's one sort-of full frontal, but it's in extreme close-up and almost abstract. No gay subplots, only the slightest recogniton that gay people even could exist in this world when a character's stripper outfits get him briefly mistaken for gay.

Channing (and JoeMangwhatever) made a surprise appearance before our sold-out show at the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood on opening night. It looked like that footage you see of girls screaming at the Beatles (and none louder then me, I fear).

Channing (and JoeMangwhatever) made a surprise appearance before our sold-out show at the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood on opening night. It looked like that footage you see of girls screaming at the Beatles (and none louder then me, I fear).