As alister Sims collapses against the alter…

I caught the tour last year - it was great fun. Watch for Beagle to stand in the doorway for the drinking skull part - he says it's his favorite performance.

I read the book for the first time when I was around 15 or so. I never thought of the movie or the book as for kids.

Yes, you should read it. Right now. Go ahead, I'll wait here.

Bates was going to kill Mr. Green, but since Moseley IS the First Footman he had to do it.

Thank you for your service to your country.

Sooo…if the first one was so bad, why did you watch the sequel?

Did not think of that. Remind me to stop reading comments on this series. Now I'm REAL depressed.

I'm sure your hand gets plenty of exercise.

Shitshow is right. It's time like these that I wish everybody had to use their actual name.

HAH! I HAVE an working VCR machine! Take that, you hipsters with your iThings!

Well, if he thinks that is good, my best friend's ex-aunt makes $752 an hours writing movie scripts on her laptop!

I got an Electronic Boogaloo notification for this?

Just watched 'The Librarians' - Noah Wylie has watched one too many episodes of Matt Smith's Dr Who.

Foisties?

"Thanks for the ball, dad, c'mon let's play. Can to teach me to throw? Pairesta said not today."

At this point in my life I cry about just about everything. Movies, TV, commercials…

Dragnet made me cry.

At times?

I remember everyone being generally puzzled by this album when it came out. Many suspected it was a contractually obligated last album for Columbia. The record co-op at my college presold it cheap before it was released, in case bad word of mouth killed sales. Worked for me…