"Exene Cervenka, … claiming that the recent shooting in Santa Barbara was all an elaborate
hoax that would force stricter gun control laws on the public." HA HA! The joke's on her! This won't have any effect on Congress at ALL! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bed and cry myself to sleep.

I used to watch this when I was growing up - it seems like every other episode he drove his car down a cliff. He must have had great insurance…

What do I do now?

That's one small step for man, one massive heart attack for Bert Cooper.

Anybody know what was said in Latin? I don't know the language - I'm not from Latin America.

As I understand it, this was one of the songs the future Sir Elton played at his first Royal Command performance. It did not go over well.

American parents = American citizenship, even if you are born overseas. Just ask John McCain.

No, no…Ted was HIS brother.

You mean besides the AV Club?
Please…I kid because I love…

Tut tut, we Queensmen had no use for those Prinston ruffians.

Not to mention this was the Yale of Doonesbury…who knew, watching Brian Dowling playing quarterback, that he would have his leg blown off in Iraq, fifty years later…

Cat herders, although I am disappointed that H. Ross had anything to do with it.

I would like to apologize for the previous comment.

Bones is renewed? You wouldn't be telling a fibula, would you?

Is it about nothing?

I was at the pre-inaugural show which closed with Seeger and Springsteen, as as I was walking away, some yuppie on his cell phone was talking about who was there and ended with "…then they had Springsteen and some folk singer."

That's what RFK said…

Here's to a life well lived…RIP Mr. Seeger.

"The South's Gonna Rise Again"? When did it rise the first time?

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