This is where I discovered Bill Nighy, so I am willing to overlook any flaws, even the actress with the fat legs.

Is this going to be on the final exam?

I can't agree, but if the worst movie you make is your first, then you must be doing something right.

I want to see John Goodman and Steve Buscemi wearing togas.

He is so funny, and so many of the characters he has played are such unfunny assholes. Assholes I can live with - it's the unfunny I object to. He did a series of commercials for dark beer that are funnier than half of his movie roles.

Challenge accepted!

Gaming weekend - Euroquest in Pikesville MD, made the semi-finals to Ticket to Ride.

I wish I went to your school.

"I suppose there was a reason why my history teacher showed that [holocaust documentary] to my dumbstruck class, even if that reason totally eluded me." Please tell me you flunked that class.

That's to funny.

How do we know is isn't faking her own death?! Come on, people! WAKE UP!

Peter Bergman…

I enjoyed the one he did about Garfield's assassination.

Yeah, well, let's hear Max Schreck call Karloff a cocksucker…

Great movie. Think I'll jumb into my time machine and go rent the movie from Blockbusters.

"I think of how, say, so many sitcoms—even Taxi—did little runners about the popularity of E.T. in 1982, because that movie was everywhere, and I just don’t know if there’s a way to do the same in a sitcom now." I think the answer is no, they can't. I mean, lots of people today weren't even born when E.T. came out.

If you watch the background of the Globetrotters game, you can see Krusty betting on the Generals. He thought they were due.

Sounds painful, too.

Gee, all this time I thought Ramses was a Trogan man…

Ozymandious wants a word with you.