I hope the whole AV Club gives Todd a wedgie.

Life isn't fair.  Anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something.

There was a shootout in Feleena's arms?

Whatever happened to David Clayton Thomas?

My money is on the beer company when the 2013 Nobel Prizes are announced.

Something really evil, like telemarketing.

What is wrong with you people?  Are you ever satisfied?  You aren't even satisfied with satisfaction!

Pirates.  Sorry.

You say tomato, I say tomat o.

Science!

That was great. "You'll never see any of your money if you kiBLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM"

I was thinking "that boy's gonna need a whole lot of therapy."  That scene of him making the box was just heartbreaking.

Hang down your head, Paul Dooley.

"Oh, Craig…."

As hard as I may try, I can not picture Craig T. Nelson doing stand up comedy.

Thank you.  And, again, goddamn BBC America.  (and listen, in case BBC America's body is discovered on a beach tomorrow morning, I was with you all night, OK?)

Wait - Mark visited Joe in Jail?  Goddamn BBC America.

The whole ' Ellie cannot abide this fact: “That man in your house, how could you not know?" ' business is what convinced my wife last week that Joe was the murderer.

King Lear dies at the end?  Guess I don't have to see that play…

You had me at "Grrr".