It's not fair.  This weekend, the most pop cultist thing I did was set up he VCR (you heard me) to record "Breaking Bad" so I could go to a minor league baseball game and get a Manny Machado Garden Gnome giveaway. (Kinda makes ya want to treat me with more respect, don't it?)  But last week, I went to a showing of The…

OK - MMD isn't as bad as I remember (Eat At Home and yes, Long Haired Lady are worse), but no, still don't understand the love.

I'll go back and listen to it again, but I made no promises.

I have reconsidered, Martha, my dear.  My toung remains unbitten.

Paul doesn't new a producer so much as he needs an editor.  Someone to prevent future songs like "Famous Groupies" or "Monkberry Moon Delight".

I enjoyed "Into Thin Air", but, yeah, those chapters belonged in a different book, the author's autobiography.  It was as if he finished writing the book and realized it was too short, and widening the margins was not an option.

I give up.  Pass me that soup, please.

Never heard "Baba O'Riley?"  Haven't they ever seen CSI:NY?

"Third base!"

And now I know…the REST   of the story.

What the hell is a radio picture, anyway?

I don't know…he seems to enjoy all the shouty bits he gets to do.

That's an insult to 8th graders.

Not thrilled with the psysic/phony psysic subplot.

I thought it was a trash can.  A tasefully rendered trash can, mind you, but still.

Sadly, all the fish in that aquarium are dead now.

Quit making me cry at work!

Roosevelt…that damn cowboy…Fine.  Then I'll go back in time and assassinate Vice President Henry Wheeler, thus changing history…not at all.
I tried to prevent the birth of Barack Obama.  I searched all through Kenya, couldn't find a trace.

You want some sad British comedy on SNL?   Years after Monty Python peaked, They had Cleese and Palin do the Parrot Sketch, even announcing it before the commercial break ("When we come back…")

Hey!  I was just thinking about the Lusitania just the other day! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back in time to prevent the assassination of William McKinley.