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Ray would never make manager at any coffee house that's theme wasn't, "Come in here so you can pay people to verbally abuse you while you drink."

That is insane. I feel like Joshua and Hannah severely underutilized it since it's clearly large enough for two people to share. Normally showering together is not all it's cracked up to be, but with one of those it would be absolutely amazing.

All I can think of after this episode is how badly I want Joshua's shower. And possibly the whole life that he seems to have going on. But mostly that shower.

I love that the assumption is that anyone who has a differing opinion on this episode is either stupid or just pretending, rather than that maybe they appreciated some aspect of it that you either didn't like or didn't think about. I'm fine with the idea that someone else could hate this episode as much as I love it.

The best are the ones who have clearly typed up their angry rant beforehand so they can paste it in as a comment before all the real comments get made. You can identify them by the length (obvious signal) and their mad libbed approach to sticking in references to the most recent episode so they look like they didn't

The omnibus was definitely annoying, which I would put as a low-level kind of evil.

The "sassage flare" has to be one of my all-time favorite quick jokes on Adventure Time.

The joke of Ice King sleeping on the roof reinforced for me one constant theme in the Adventure Time universe: Ice King is the most tragic character. He wants so badly to be close to Finn and Jake that he sleeps on the roof of the house thinking they don't know, but it turns out they just see him as some pathetic guy

I've never been in one, but a Priestley sounds pretty amazing.

The secret there was that Ted had been thinking the whole time that Lily and Marshall were dating that he had made at out with her at orientation and that the reason she was drawn to their room was because he had mentioned the room number to her. It turned out that was some other girl he had made out with.

I like this theory because it is plausible and protects me from having to criticize HIMYM.

"I wonder if I can trick everyone into thinking I'm Woody Harrelson in No Country for Old Men?"

I've decided that this song will be the first dance at my wedding.

They mentioned that Hannah and Sandy met at Grumpy's, but I am interested in hearing more about how their relationship came about. I agree that right now it's very underdeveloped, but I'd guess that will be expanded upon in the next few weeks and that more exposition on it was a casualty of the time limit.

As a twentysomething who doesn't own a cell phone, I find it pretty easy to believe that Adam wouldn't own one. We can usually pick each other out. The others probably should be texting more.

They should have brought in some offensive linemen for the Wonderlic episode, since they're the guys who regularly score the highest. If they could have gotten Matt Birk that would have been pretty impressive, although even Dumb Ruxin may not have been willing to throw down with an All-Pro center.

They should have brought in some offensive linemen for the Wonderlic episode, since they're the guys who regularly score the highest. If they could have gotten Matt Birk that would have been pretty impressive, although even Dumb Ruxin may not have been willing to throw down with an All-Pro center.

I only came over to the spoiler space to make that exact joke. You've spoiled spoilers for me.

I only came over to the spoiler space to make that exact joke. You've spoiled spoilers for me.

I liked that way that the funeral vows echo the wording of the promise Tyrion and Shae make to one another. It adds even more depth to our understanding of their commitment. What they have is as close to marriage as they can get while having to hide their relationship. While they may not have consecrated the