When Beyonce is your prototype for B girls you are hanging out with far hotter women than I. Congrats if she's no better than B material for you.

This one only loses points for their failure to stick with the originally pitched title, "5nal Destination."

I saw it and loved it. Film Crit Hulk has an article on what makes it such an interesting movie if you don't mind doing some all caps reading. There are some sequences of scenes emerging from each other, such as when a hypothetical scenario turning into an actual race and then transitioning immediately to the…

So you want a movie that Republicans can't see?

I'm just gonna wait for someone to spend millions of dollars on it then steal it from that guy. It seems a lot easier than somehow getting a lucrative job before it goes up for sale.

Crucifictorious would have done much better had Tyra stayed on as their promoter. However, they still seemed to have decent turnout at their farewell show.

The first mental image I had when Joe Lo Truglio said he would have ortolan as his last meal of him taking a bite out of Max Rebo. Biggest laugh of the episode.

I didn't know that Sodastream contributed to the oppression of Palestinians, and it's changed my whole worldview. I'm definitely gonna buy one of those now.

Does Sophie Turner for some reason not qualify for this competition?

I'm glad the show is finally starting to call out some of Jessa's BS. I felt like during the first two seasons she was kind of boring because she didn't really see a need for herself to change and everyone spent a lot of time telling her she was awesome (with the exception of the woman whose kids she babysat), so…

Faking her death to be rid of Jessa showed that if you ranked out Season's fears dying of a drug overdose would tie with having to tell someone she doesn't want to be friends anymore.

We hardcore football fans can also care very deeply about the struggles of twentysomething New York females.

HANNAH (exasperatedly, talking very quickly): Of course I've considered it, I'm just not sure how to go about it. I googled "how to put yourself in a coma," and all I got were a bunch of suicide prevention support groups. I mean, how can these people be so self-centered? Can't they realize I have my own problems and…

I also thought the name was Season, but it's possible that Jessa's accent is just enough that I was simply mishearing it. It seemed pretty plausible that, with Jessa's upbringing, should would be friends with a girl named Season.

It was definitely a shocker. I wondered up to that point if she were being honest about finally realizing her sadness, but that story sealed the deal. I also liked that even when she was pretending to be sad it was very self-centered.

Or it fails to put a strain on their relationship because Hannah wants to pretend she's totally into it. Really it turns into her lashing out at Shoshanna for having a sex life which is adventurous in ways she wants rather than ways her partners want.

I'm fairly interested in Ray and Marnie hanging out some more. They're at places in their lives where they have a lot in common with both of them having seen relationships they thought would be a long-term success dramatically fall apart, but they're both self-centered enough that they can't understand that they might…

Yeah, since Macklemore had little to lose his contributions should be completely discounted.

The KY wrestling party in Old School. It was so cool someone literally died.

Who are you? Jerry Sandusky's lawyer?