meat shorn from a sheep's refrigerated face?
metal.

farva's number one!
first at ruining larry david's marriage, and now as a rising star on the porn circuit.

WHAT THIS PAGE NEEDS…
…is someone asking about his ex-girlfriend's performance.

funny
let's stop using funny as a noun.

farva's number one!
at ruining marriages, that is.

punk
quarterback punk.

RSS
can i use this as a place to complain that the movie reviews still don't show up in the syndicated feed? is there a reason this wasn't done that i missed?

for someone on the edge of annoying ubiquity
he sure seems like someone i've never heard of.

filth flarn
i'm saving my money for the sword from "the sound of music".

LOOKS LIKE
we've got a third mention of xiu xiu on the a.v. club. rad.

LIMOZEEN!
tonight! wumman! we're gonna drive down sepulveda!

great moment
mac asks charlie if he even owns a toothbrush. charlie is at a loss for how to respond.

we could be all right
i'm feeling less bad about it. last week i felt sick, like a friend of mine had killed somebody, but i guess i've had more time to get my head around it, too.

just to clarify
the first QUESTION, not the first answer. i never made it to the answer.

huh
sigur ros is one of my favorite bands, and i lost interest during the first question. strange, since luke burbank was pretty entertaining on wait wait don't tell me.

also great
kenneth wearing an eyepatch for no apparent reason in tracy's fevered imaginings.

AH
that's a relief, because it actually sounds pretty interesting.

wasteland
so is a-ree-yass-i area 51? because that would be pretty dumb.

GEORGE SAUNDERS
the first time i heard about george saunders was the av club's review of in persuasion nation. thank you guys so much for bringing him to my attention, as he's now one of my favorite authors, if not my very favorite.

matt besser
he was the guy who gave ted the first gift we see him opening. but now i'm worried it's not him. i'll have to check again myself.