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Osama Van Halen
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Olivia Neutron-Bomb?

"Uhhhh…
What?"

"Uhhhh…
What?"

"Smell my finger."
_ _ Robert Plant

THE AV CLUB

Is Pearl Jam sperm?

Quill Peter wrote letters with his prick in the eighteenth century

WHERE IS THE LOVE FOR SOUND CITY? WITHOUT THAT STUDIO, THIS INCARNATION OF MAC WOULD NEVER HAVE COME ABOUT!

Ha ha. You wanted to see Phoenix in concert.

UNWOUND REISSUE NO ENERGY OR GTFO

Your mom's loving turns my stuff to wood.

McCartney said alot of shit.

He put his yogurt in me.

I KICKED BOTH THEIR ASSES!

It was.
NOW GET OFF MY LAWN.

I caught part of his skull casing!

She causes tightening in my crotchal regions.

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's
me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but he’s funny how, I mean funny like he’s a clown, he amuses you? He makes you laugh, he’s here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How is he funny? No, no, I don't know, you said it. How does he know? You

I did.