Will watching paint dry be available too? Ooh. Ooh.

Yes? You called?

He's not spongeworthy.

They made ME gay.

In Texas we say "Krogers," y'all.

Just a pinch between yer cheek 'n' gum.

they are very much like Spanish plays and not much else.

Heh Heh. "BJ." Heh.

Dark Matter Sucks Everything

What about Deciphering Lena Dunham's Jailhouse Tats

The Outlaw Josey Wales is gettin' upset!

Lolita.

I read The Terror in July and my brass monkey balls were colder than a well-digger's ass up a whale's ass filled with witch tits.

You are mistaken.

In the interest of Name Comment Synergy: RACIST!

What's your problem with All My Children? Jesus.

No. Communitylingus is foreplay to Harmontown.

"I think the Raiders are going to win this weekend."
"What do you base that on?"
"My thoughts."

Geldof replies: "(hic)".

The two most popular forms of demonstrating you know nothing about a topic is saying "I think" and "technically."