Almond is a joy!

I'm in the parking lot of an IHOP in Louisiana having sex with your sister in a Econoline van.

Excepting, of course, your comment.

Swords of Pork

Edison Lighthouse, "Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)"

Blue-veined Pant Weasel.

"RAPPER'S DELIGHT" OR GTFO

I, too, like shitty music.

Ha Ha. You want Twitter links.

homies_help_homies@gmail.com

In 15 more minutes you're having sex with your brother?

איך גאַט אַ BORGEN באָרגאַן אָנזאָג פֿאַר דעם?

RIP OLD DEAD WHITE GUY WHOSE OBIT I CLICKED ON ACCIDENTALLY

FUCK YEAH DOGGIE STYLE-ABLE!

Your father?

"Silicone Valley's Jared" not to be confused with "Subway's Jared."

It is actually something that you would not understand: having sex. With a girl. Who exists outside of your Xbox. And can fog a mirror.

Shouldn't you nerds be on Wired or the verge.com?

You are retarded.

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
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int main(){
std::string name;
std::cout << "Please enter your first name: ";
std::cin >> name;
std::cout << "Welcome " << name << "!" << std::endl;
LET YOYO WATCH
return 0;
}
// snipped designed to get an integer value from the user
int x;
std::cin >> x;