That would be some seriously deep meta that requires a flowchart for most of us.

This article says virtually nothing about the music, good or bad. It's all about demographics and sales statistics. "Ropin' the Wind" is an actual music album, and not a spreadsheet, right?

Divorce Rock? I prefer Tax Shelter Rock: projects by rich past-their-prime stars as way to shuffle money around to their tax time advantages. I consider REO Speedwagon Pop Rock. Not "pop" as in "popular" but "pop" as in what they call soda up in Michigan, where I spent the first 26 years of my life. It's so Pure…