This looked like the very definition of mediocre, based on the trailers.

(For A Film)

If I ever let go of this username, Trading Beer For Clowns is my second choice.

I'd love to think that Jimmy Hoffa was in there, but knowing old basements, it was probably some stacks of mouldy newspaper and a rusty bike.

"I also commissioned a drawing of me as a clown at Comic Con."

It's just an empty room with a picture of Dorian Gray in it.

And a young Lucille Bluth!

I'm so bummed there's no longer a (legal) free American live stream. I'm having to watch it through the Moldavian national broadcaster's website or some such shenanigans.

It's almost as if people on Instagram are tricking people into thinking they lead anything other than vapid, pathetically empty lives.

Yup. We can try to dismiss Trump voters as Pepe-memeing douchebros and elderly get-off-my-lawn types, but my cousins in Pittsburgh who voted Trump are all are under 35, and mostly what you'd call young urban professionals - in other words, people who should know better. That ought to scare the shit out of anyone.

Trevor Noah was in the pre-title sequence.

That's the scary thing here - the possibility that he'll be gone in 100 days, but he'll spend those 100 days spinning around in ever-more destructive circles before flaming out. Like a cheap Jumping Jack on the 4th of July.

First he lost all that weight by eating nothing but Subway, and then …

Plus, Nixon was surprisingly progressive on climate policy.

Nigel Farage is at a loose end nowadays …

In other news, the FBI isn't actually investigating Trump's ties to Russia, because according to incoming FBI chief Jared Kushner, there aren't any, nosireebob!

It'd turn you off nuggets if they weren't already, y'know, nuggets.

Believe me, I'm not. It's just that us white people seem to do dumbness the best.

Dumb White Person Does Dumb White Thing To Win Dumb White Meat. Pictures at 11.

Between this and those parents who were playing the YouTube pranks on their kids, it gives you some hope that karma is still a thing.