Also this one: http://www.theonion.com/art…

Also, what an awful, awful headline. 'Mishap won't repeat'?

That was genius. I absolutely want to see Stewart and Colbert do the actual Waiting for Godot now.

I thought it was just a book that sat on other peoples' shelves and which I never had the slightest desire to read.

Yes. It was pitched as a cross between Speed and Touched by an Angel.

Sorry, but you're about twenty years out. This is the sort of crap Gen Xers lunged to turn off when it came on to our parents' AM radios.

Nicholas Cage somehow talked his wife into naming their child Kal-El. That takes the cake.

Some fairly highly-placed people have said that before he drank the Trump Kool Aid, he was actually pretty credible and even handed. Not so much now.

We all predicted that this would have the shortest ever transition time from new release to MWOF. We were not disappointed.

As stated in another thread, Trump voters on social media were very clear they wouldn't be watching 'liberal propaganda'. They apparently knew it would be liberal propaganda even before the show had started. I'm sure PWC could have used their psychic abilities.

According to various Facebook friends who I've long since blocked, but who persist in responding to the posts of other mutual friends, it's some kind of conspiracy. They're not sure what kind of a conspiracy, but it's definitely a conspiracy.

I always get them mixed up. Schlubby white stoner comedians, they're all the same to me.

Too true. They need to abandon those "we're slowly building up to a bit" bits, because they never, ever deliver.

The amount of filler this year was baffling. Judd Apatow likes Back to the Future! Um, good?

I've just re-watched the footage. You see a guy giving Beatty the correct envelope and then scuttle off looking extremely stressed out. Then you see someone handling a second envelope.

OK, someone has posted a screencap of Beatty opening the envelope, and it definitely had 'Best Actress' written on it.

I figured it was a duplicate. I'm pretty sure they had to tear the envelope open.

My parents met at a screening of Bonnie and Clyde, so I've always had a soft spot for Beatty and Dunaway.

That's why I wondered. Clearly, he wasn't just standing off stage. I'm just picturing this guy running from way backstage going FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

For a moment there, I thought they were going to go "You know what? We're going to give it to both of you."