Well, I'm bummed because it looks like the Kickstarter for one of my favourite new shows of last year isn't going to make its target. The show is Raised by Wolves, a kind of cross between Roseanne, Shameless and the Brady Bunch and it's a hoot. Channel 4 unaccountably gave it the boot so they're trying to Kickstart a…

With a nose like that, I'll bet Rebo could have ended up with one hell of a coke habit.

Really? That's kind of hilarious.

HARSH.

Obama's inauguration song was Stevie Wonder's Signed, Sealed, Delivered.

But who will play the young Sy Snootles in Max Rebo Band: Origins?

I like how many other candidates put an arrow pointing to the thing it wants the computer to recognize.

This self-described “mediocre dude”

Those fake news sties. Like pigs in mud, they are.

Except that Peter Pan famously isn't in the public domain, which makes it extra weird.

I was at the White House last year, around the time Paul Ryan replaced John Boehner as Speaker. And who should turn up but Dr Oz, being shepherded around by a couple of Republican staffers.

Exactly. There is one reason this thing is happening, and it's to give Dr Phil ratings. It's gross and exploitative, and despite Sean's takedown, I kind of wish the AVC weren't giving the whole thing more publicity. It's like the Fappening pictures. People will go and look. They'll hate themselves for it, but they'll…

Prisoner of Azkaban: best Potter book, best Potter film.

Awesome soundtrack, too.

I saw this when I was living in New York, about two months after 9/11, about a fortnight after I saw Mulholland Drive, and a week or so after the Rockaway Beach plane crash had dropped a giant plane engine on top of a gas station. It was an unsettling experience.

WORD.

On the plus side: no more candy corn.

My prediction: taking Little Richard will be 2016's final dick move.

Even better if her middle name is 'Woogie'.

Some of the most genuinely progressive people I know are Texans. It seems like the dynamic is similar to Oregon - most of the major cities are deep blue, but out in the sticks it's like a different country.