More like Plate of General Tso's, amirite?

Also, it was a terrible, terrible movie, so the trailer probably did you a favor.

"I've got a bad feeling about this …"

Something something information dump.

This just in: it wasn't a sandwich. It was a lassangea.

… in SPAAAAAACE!

How I Met My Sister

What with Hasselhoff bringing down the Berlin Wall and Pammy taking out Assange, the only obvious course of action is to send Yasmin Bleeth out to take down Vladimir Putin.

Is his name Doug or Ray? He's going to have to make his mind up one of these days.

Since when did Miley Cyrus get the voice of a chain-smoking teenage boy?

There's also the fact that Dubya was an oil millionaire, the scion of a political dynasty and an Ivy League graduate, and yet it was John Kerry they considered 'snooty'.

Whereas if Max Steel were a sex toy …

Fun fact: Crucial Taunt is an anagram of 'Cult Aria C**t'.

For me, it's Fargo.

And the theme song?

I doubt anyone could remember the storyline of the third movie, because it doesn't actually have one. Its story arc is "Shit just keeps happening."

The third movie is almost worth watching just to see how terrible a big budget franchise film can be and still make it into cinemas.

Spin is still a thing? Color me surprised.

Upvoted for user/comment synergy.

They definitely said it would be the 26th. I guess they're taking a week off.