There was no way George and Susan were ever going to get married, and I honestly have a hard time believing that the ending wasn't planned all along.

Lawrence Tierney seemed to spend most of the 90s freaking out his co-workers, including Quentin Tarantino on the set of Reservoir Dogs, and the cast of The Simpsons. I guess he started off playing John Dillinger and kept method acting for the rest of his life.

Oh, for sure. That's why I called the original letter a 'monogamy humblebrag' further down in this thread. I think that's why both the letter and the response annoyed me - it's strawman vs strawman.

You've probably hit the nail on the head with 'he seems to act like monogamists don't exist'. That's what rubs me the wrong way, too. His response this week - especially the 'whistling past the world's biggest graveyard' remark - seems to imply that anyone in a monogamous relationship is secretly wishing they could be…

I'm kind of baffled as to why that letter was even published. It's not really a question, and Dan's answer isn't really an answer. It's just 'Here's what I think', and 'OK, well here's what I think'.

Depends if they can rock a mike like a vandal and/or wax a chump like a candle.

I seem to be one of the few people with an AV Club legacy account who this isn't happening to. I do have a separate Disqus account that I don't use for AV Club commenting, so I don't know if that has helped me somehow.

Basically, it's a monogamy humblebrag.

"Why On Earth Does Chewbacca Mom Have A Thigh Gap'?

To paraphrase Roger Ebert, he doesn't even deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as sentient shits.

You forgot 'outrageously privileged from birth'.

Play him off, Keyboard Cat.

It's a quintessential George storyline when you think about it. It would have made a great alternate ending to the story arc about Jerry and George writing the sitcom pilot: George writes an episode so transcendently good that he can't even bring himself to submit it to the network, and they end up losing the whole…

Doncha love that? Especially when their excuse is "But this is a main road, I'm not riding on that. I'd get injured."

That Pokemon porn parody must be a comedy, because it sure as heck ain't sexy.

I saw the same thing, but instead of 'kids in the intersection', it was 'teenage girl riding her bike down a major road with one eye on the traffic and the other on the smartphone in her hand.' The lobotomy patient thing was about right, though.

I will freely admit that it's only recently that I realised Skrillex is actually a guy and not some sullen goth girl.

A guy who writes one of the greatest episodes of a beloved sitcom but is so afraid that he can't top it that he leaves showbiz to become a doctor?

I spent all weekend being bumped into by people searching for Pokemon. Seriously, this thing has over-run my entire neighbourhood. I even saw a girl riding a bike down the main street with her phone in one hand, on the lookout for them.

They should have CUT. HIM. OUT.