Now, a black Mr Belvedere! That would be … a terrible, terrible idea, now that I come to think of it.

"See, white uncles look after kids like this. Black uncles look after kids like this. Which is to say, with few differences, and none that might make things even a bit interesting."

Humph. Here I was thinking you were talking about Miss Phryne Fisher.

Is this the one where The Jetsons and The Flintstones are actually taking place in the same universe, with one family up in the sky above what is thought to be a permanently polluted earth and the other down on the ground helping to rebuild a post-apocalyptic society from scratch?

Money Spent on Wedding > Length of Marriage in nearly 100% of cases, in my observation.

This is something modern movies will never be able to replace. I've been to Culver City. I've stood outside the old MGM studio and it blows my mind to think that the actual Yellow Brick Road was inside one of those soundstages.

I would like to make a movie about the strangely harried and depressed-looking people in all of the 'Today' pictures. At least it's gotta be good for a GJI.

Adam Sandler couldn't improve on Mr Deeds Goes To Town, either. I know, I was as surprised as you.

The demographic of this site is quickly whizzing past those of us who believe that no music is worth listening to past 2005 or so.

Australia's dog import laws aren't restrictive. If you're a normal person you just go ahead, declare your dog at Customs and leave it in quarantine for a week or so.

Username/comment synergy!

My point was that a hundred times zero is still zero.

Or you could just replace the last word in most of these with 'Fart':

And a psychic with three nipples, one of which she ends up eating for some reason.

The idea of a couple of middle-aged loners surveying the wreckage of their life as they wander the half-abandoned mall of their youth actually risks being interesting.

Harry Potter and the Attack of the Mailer-Daemons

Is the 'Parts 1 and 2' thing intended as a sly joke?

The really dark side of Harry Potter is the political system. Unless there's some kind of Sorting Hat of Democracy that we don't know about, it's basically North Korea.

UNTRUE!

"…. haaaaave you met USER_NAME?"