I thought there already was a prequel
Aliens vs. Predator took place before Alien. That makes it a prequel, right?

I thought they were going to keep it going when the CEO guy said the onion was for sale again.

I hate how people automatically trash the Star Wars prequels just because they suck!

hey rofl I am internet girl and I want to date you.

Because Dogs run Hollywood.

Kind of like Pooty Tang.

PE was kind of like Wet Hot American Summer.

There's a punchline here somewhere, but I'm missing it.

All Road Trip movies
are ripping of Homer's Odyssey.

Little known facts about Chihuahua
1. Chihauhaus are actually yorkies with progeria.

Does he fall in love with the chiro?
Let me tell you, no reputable chiropractor or medical doctor would date a patient under any circumstances.

Hey, I dunno this is just a crazy thought, maybe, but seeing as how 24/7 cable news (which is on television, last I checked) and talk radio (on the radio! or so I've heard, I don't listen to radios) are dominated exclusively by politics and pundit shows, maybe a spot for it in the AV CLUB is not a bad idea?

We don't need to. Their comedy heroes are already self-parody.

I don't get
any of the references in this article.

Carville needs to play Skeletor in the inevitable Bayification of He-Man.

Oh come on. Jack as the Joker still tops the list for me.

Steampunk pistol?
But why? Gunpowder was around before steam technology ever took off.

Oh, it's THAT Strokes of Genius
I got halfway through the damn review before I realized you weren't talking about this:

I caught it last night and was pleased. I laughed out loud once or twice, and chuckled quite a few times. It was an enjoyable experience. I really liked when they started doing capoera. Lot of sponateous hit or miss shit but I like the way their brains work.

Nothing, he just can't stand how rude he is to MIB in those commercials.