What is a "polar" bear? Is this some kind of hydroscopic bear, as opposed to hydrophobic grizzlies?

Nothing from Cartoon Network or Comedy Central will be on this list, though I agree Venture Bros and Metalocalypse should be.

I really enjoyed that show. I think it was way ahead of its time . . . clearly the State crowd likes to experiment with unconventional formats and the pre- South Park comedy central audience was not open to anything besides Kids in the Hall and SNL re-runs.

Wolverine selling make up?

Sounds like an Olsen Twins movie,

*run of the mill

No they are the fun of the mill day dreams of your average 5 - 9 year old girls.

Is this Miley Cyrus movie
an allegory for her burgeoning homosexuality?

VIVA VARIETY FOR FUCK'S SAKE
How does this show never get mentioned in ANY discussions of Reno 911, Stella, WHAS, etc?

Does this explain why Get A Life isn't out on DVD yet?

"Yeah because we havn't made any progress here in the states since then. nope, not at all. '

Say-a da vampiya slay-a

Um no, the theft analogy gets repeated because it is true, and the concept of "licensing" art is very, very new from a historical perspective, but because of the money and power behind it, it has become a cultural norm in less than a century.

Your "lady" wants to see Transformers? Have you checked under her hood?

It struck me as odd too. But I don't think that back in 2000 anyone realized Nader and the Green Party was taking money from the GOP.

Right, and what does the other side have to say?

Uh, I met Moore at a Ralph Nader rally in 2000. He is actually pretty nice.

I would prefer that films about my cock be in "mockumentary" format.

Why does Moore have to help Democrats?

Somebody should make a documentary about AV Club posters. I already know all I need to about Michael Moore anyways.