How the hell can you leave custody of CHILDREN in a will? They aren't fucking horses for christ's sake!

I've never actually met a black person who will admit to liking Tyler Perry either. Who watches his awful movies?

@CN

The critic scene at the end of Ratatoille
made me choke up a bit. The part where he flashes back to his childhood . . . classic.

this is true. But cute babies can be made even cuter with ridiculous costumes.

somethingawful.com had a silly baby series that was pretty damn funny.

Oh fuck off on the babies dressed up as animals.

Abe Lincoln said that by age 40 you have the face you deserve.

Nothing says "pure and natural"
like hideous computer animated babies

Yeah, appreciating external beauty is something that is unique to american (or any other) culture.

Cake Pile?
More like Cake Pile

*unwrapping

A few years back I made a comment on how Sandra had a "semi-homemade" recipe for cake that involved taking a completely ready to eat store bought cake and just wrapping some snickers bars and twinkies and throwing them on top.

"Except, you know, salad, and vegetables."

Their format used to be "TV for people who love to cook", now it is "TV for people who love to eat".

"The best part is that these people usually have horrible personalities to boot. "

They should make a movie
out of TRON!

I was all like "Oh shit I thought that was Billy Dee Williams, I forgot about Carl Weathers" and then they showed Billy Dee Williams.

Ugh
UGH
Unmutual-
UUGGGHHHHH!!!!

My favorite moment in Rushmore is when Murray's jock son decides to lock him out of the car, and is laughing hysterically at his prank from the inside. Murray just gives him this look that perfectly captures a father's accumulation of 17 years of dissapointment. It's really just the same deadpan look he always gives,…