RICKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Didn't Colbert
cover this a while back? He actually went through every major awards category on the show and decreed that he'd won all of the important ones.

I used to buy those as Birthday cards for friends. They're much funnier.

There's
a Hallmark Channel? And it plays shows? I thought it would just be a channel that shows people opening cards. "The funny card hour". "The sad card hour."

I still think
that it's a really weird stance for Franco of all people to take. A womanizing, daughter forgetting dude who runs security for his friends' bar is all of a sudden thrust into a 9/11 conspiracy story thing? I don't know. It's odd.

How would it accomplish less? At least then you're talking to someone who might actually give a shit about what you're saying.

Jolene
Is a fantastic song. Amazing. And though when Jack White did it, it didn't suck that bad, there is nothing like hearing Dolly sing it with her fantastic voice. I love that song.

http://www.wikihow.com/Burn…

Supremely so. Find a torrent of the game. Burn the game. You're done!

A friend of mine sat down for an extended period of time and tracked his moves, when he'd punch, so on. Eventually, he was able to Knock him out. It looked as hard as that fucking driving level in Battletoads.

I still get
The music in my head when Little Mac is running in that pink jumpsuit, sometimes.

What about, "Excuse me, I'd like to speak to your manager about something." or, "Hi, does your manager know what twitter is?" or, "Hi, I'm on TV."

Now it's been changed to:

Someone
Edited his wikipedia:

Here's the problem I have:
He walks up to some guy making 1/10th of your money and bitch about five dollars? Sure, it might be the ethics of the thing, but it's like yelling at a McDonalds employee because you don't like the way the COMPANY does something. Why didn't he suck it up, go home and say, "HEY, WHY DON'T I…

I like how when he stuck his finger into that guy's neckwound, he was handling the guy's phone and passing it around without wiping the blood off.

I also liked the Steve Carell as a goalie thing.

There are very little things I liked about that Carvey show. I really wanted to like it, but damn, it hasn't aged well. It's like watching crappy 80's SNL.

He wouldn't give a shit. If you search him in google images there's a drunken picture of him with his pants around his ankles.

The trailer for next week showed Jack tied up somehow and saying to Tony, "Please, just let me die in peace". WTF?