We're leaving together,
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back,
To earth, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground
Will things ever be the same again?

The depth the hula groove
Move us to the nth hoop
We goin' through to Horten
Hears a who-ooh
I couldn't ask for another
No couldn't ask for another
DJ Soul was on a roll
I've been told he can't be sold
He's not vicious or malicious
Just de-lovely and delicious
I couldn't ask for another

"I'm not Prince or Rivers Cuomo who brags about having hundreds of great songs. And to that I would say, Prince, if you have a hundred great songs or a thousand, how about picking a few and putting them on your record that you've put out because your last several have sucked. Same for you, Rivers. I say that…

You're really starting to hate me, aren't you Frito?

I'm in love with you girl 'cause you're on my mind,
you're the one I think about most every time.
And when you crack a smile in everything you do
don't you understand girl this love is true.
You're so sickin' hand, lone sweetin' thing,
that ? like poison up on your skin.
It lightens up my day and that's also true,
together…

YO! it's the green machine—
gonna rock the town without bein' seen
have you ever seen a turtle Get Down?—
Slammin' Jammin' to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let's move—
Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place—
With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I'm not playin'—
Devastat…

The soundtrack will have:
Dream Weaver - Gary Wright; Only in Dreams - Weezer; Dreams - Cranberries; Dreams - Fleetwood Mac; I had a Dream - Audience; Dream Song - Ministry; Dream On - Aerosmith; Dream Baby - Roy Orbison; All I have to Dream - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band; Dream Operator - Talking Heads; Dream a Little dream…

So wait, they all come here for the painkillers? I need to become a quasi Canadian celebrity so I can leave and come back again.

And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, what's going on?
Ooh, ooh ooh
And I try, oh my god do I try
I try all the time, in this institution
And I pray, oh my god do I pray
I pray every single day
For a revolution
And so I cry sometimes
When I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out
What's in my head

Banmar makes me believe that she's put together like Jenga. Also, Mustard, I enjoy the windchill, it makes me cry.

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

Will Dream Theater do the soundtrack?

I blame Winnipeg
That's right. That's where her and Emilio Estevez decided to have their honeymoon. IN APRIL. Do you know what it's like here in April? Snowy and gross, and shit. Seriously. That's where the tailspin started.

Johnny Depp is well versed in George Jung. Does that count?

It's sadsad that you're not firstfirst.

so all I need to do is dream
that I'm Harvey Keitel standing in a living room fucked out of my head with my dick swinging everywhere, and someone will film it for a movie?

I don't believe people who say they don't watch TV.

I'd love to see Janet and Tommy sit down and talk about it with her, because they're both terrible. Then again, it might be as funny as when they went to see the shrink last season.

Did I just say Right said Fred? Holy shit. I'm Deeply Dippy (sorry) about that.

See, like last week, here's the thing. I know the Russell Brand thing because I know Right Said Fred. But I haven't seen commercials for Leno, nor did I even know Prince had a Target commercial. See, that's the thing. You think just because I've heard of the person associated with whatever, I automatically know what…