@dumbfounded: Jay Leno? David Arquette as WCW CHAMPION?

HELL IN A CELL, ANYBODY?

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Mickey Rourke Reveals Why He Backed Out Of WM25 Match
Mickey Rourke apoke to the Baltimore Sun over the weekend and revealed why his rumored match with Chris Jericho at WrestleMania fell through.

There was a diva battle royal just before that. 30 women in compromising positions with fake breasts flying around and legs spread on turnbuckles. YEAH.

And my favorite: Tweener
a morally ambiguous wrestler, neither a bad guy or good guy (an inbetweener), who will fight anyone regardless of alignment. This term is also used to describe wrestlers who use tactics typically associated with heels (e.g., cheating), yet are still cheered by fans in spite of (or because of)…

Don't forget "Phantom bump"
when a wrestler or referee takes a bump even though the move they are selling was visibly botched or otherwise not present

You should have seen
the nipple on Superfly Jimmy Snuka. Nothin' like an out of shape 60 year old nipple peeking out from a man in fake spandex to ruin your Wrestle-boner.

Think they could get Leonard Nimoy to direct again? YES HE DIRECTED THREE MEN AND A BABY.

I hope I don't get NakedZMF news. That won't be tivo-ed.

Fifty eight more words.

I want your review of the movie in sixty words or more.

Hey mbs, you're pretty far behind on Rescue me episodes if the last one you saw was him dying. As a matter of fact, you missed a whole season.

No, I'm saying I'm not buying the RE-RELEASE.

So wait a second,
You all think these re-releases are the most amazing thing ever, and yet the band hates this idea because they have nothing to do with it? I mean sure, I love these albums too, but it's a cash grab by the company because the band's not on it anymore, just like the records, the box set, and the best…

FSTNFRS

Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. If I were Imperioli (and god willing, someday I could be!), I'd be all over that.

Didn't Maya leave him in this one too? I'm pretty sure I heard that both in an episode a while back, and in the fast-forward-the-whole-show segment.

Shouldn't it just be "BG"? Isn't Battlestar one word? Because if it isn't, then Battle Star Galactica sounds kind of like a completely different show.

I'll take Rachel McAdams any day, with a side of Naomi Watts.