"Can't wait to see how life sticks it to him next."
"Yeah, of course Jack's going to get back into the thick of things next week no question",

Maybe he was driving home and didn't have his cell on. Also, the point was because he let Jack out, it ended up leading into a senator's death regardless. It's still all shady to figure out anyway if you're thinking in legal terms (also, concrete evidence), so it's a slow process.

What about the part where she was going, "LETS GET THESE BASTARDS!"

You know,
I'd like to be debriefed by Agent Hotness, though if I were Jack and he was being debriefed, I don't know that we would have made it in time to watch the FBI show up at Starkwood.

WAIT A MINUTE
The Marine: An Ex Marine's wife gets abducted by a crazy guy. Cena goes after crazy guy, wins.

Highest rated: "Hipster Love Bag: The ZODIAC Episode"

Oooh, Hipster Love bag. Does this mean that the AV writers set up the readers with each other?

Gil Hicks: Well, did she cum, or what?
Brodie: Jesus *Christ*, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

This puts a whole new twist to the title, "America's Biggest Loser"!

Actually, so would I. But I guess after they're on tv, they'll have people telling them they're not ugly, which is sad.

So he's the Chubby Michael Cera?

I found the same thing, actually. I thought he was great as BOB, but don't find him as funny in other things where you have to look at his face through most of the movie.

Also, the glasses I had made me look like Roy Orbison.

The 3D for Monsters vs Aliens was rather interesting. it wasn't completely distracting in that it seemed more, uh, like normal people? I don't know, the only time I got annoyed was right at the start when they tried to grab your attention by throwing a ball at you, but they didn't use it overtly besides a few scenes…

He already fixed the Office Boner! You just have to re-load. Also, maybe it was the Schneider thing that killed him this week?

Dear Nathan,
Kill the streak you've got going here.

Shit! He was here yesterday! I should have gone to get him to autograph my bottle of whatever crappy wine he's selling.

You can road trip to my place in Canada if you can get through the flooding in North Dakota.

My favorite all time Phil Hartman moments are as follows:
1. The end of the 'cane' episode on Newsradio
2. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
3. Sinatra.
4. Troy McClure

Actually, no. I just searched google for the parts I remember.