This line. Definitely this line.

I stayed tuned for scenes for next week of American Horror Story and all I got was an ad for Anger Management where Charlie Sheen wants Funyons. Color me very disappointed.

Frances Conroy and Emma Roberts are really making their star billing credit count.

"the men who stand in front of Home Depot"

Okay, now Zoe becomes fun.

It was probably the first emotional scene all season, but completely irrelevant to anything else.

Zoey is the dumbest witch. Come on, girl, what was stage two of your "bang pots and pans" together plan?

Okay, if she can resurrect a stillborn baby, she must be able to restore vision right?

Nan is pretty awesome, though. With Madison dead, she's my favorite young witch.

Kathy Bates is a great mommy.

Oh hey, I watched that in one of my grad school classes the other week! It was pretty good stuff. I didn't know that the film's style was a budgetary concern though, since that style really was put to use well. (I can easily see a motion version of the film that could be just as great, but would likely use the same…

I don't mean those restrictions, exactly. There are very specific rules about what can be shown on children's programming blocks, right down to advertisements. (i.e, you cannot have an ad that features SpongeBob Squarepants if you are currently watching SpongeBob Squarepants, and many kids' programming blocks require…

The New Normal was both bad and offensive. Sean Saves the World is just so bad that it is offensive.

If I recall correctly, 8pm-9pm is considered to be more "family hour" than the 9pm-10pm slot of the primetime block so has strictred regulations, and the 10pm-11pm slot can get away with a lot more.

* Jessica Lange plays the ringmaster of a traveling circus that preys on the lonely, kidnaps them and slowly turns them into carnival freaks through torture, magic and genetic alterations.
* Denis O'Hare as a magician who can make you disappear for real, and loves to saw people in half.
* Sarah Paulson is one of the…

There are certain regulations that FCC has in place that make sense, mainly in children's television blocks, but their rules about primetime and "family hour(s)" are pretty ridiculous.

The ad scared me because I heard the sound and recognized it as the official sound of the emergency system that I've never heard before. it was terrible!

But will they speak in iambic pentameter, whilst in drag, in this drag-racing drama?

I meant to email you last week after work to add myself to the list but totally dropped the ball on that. I can't make it this week but I'll have to send you my email to get added to a future list if you plan on arranging one again. What is the email again?

The show has done Manson-esque cultists, ghosts, school shooters, dentists, Nazis, aliens, religion, the devil, the angel of death, mutant cannibals, serial killers, Santa Claus, mothers, witches, Frankensteins, minotaurs, slavers, voodoo, and homocidal vaginas, so they've covered most of the list of horror tropes.