Her?

Have we cast dwarves yet? I wanna be Surly.

That's okay, Dumbledore. I'm still seduced from before.

We all float down here, Sugartits.

The beautifail people
The beautifail people

"Then I Mel Harris on TV one afternoon" made me laugh way more than it should have.

I DO NOT COTTON TO WACKY HIJINKS IN THIS OFFICE BITCH IT IS A PLACE OF BUSINESS AND YOU WILL CONDUCT YOURSELF AS SUCH

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"Listen, this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left."

Six Degrees of Kenny Wormald?
Just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Whinin' and moanin' in a drunken state
And I'll be bitter and old all the way to Hell's gate

I feel like my brain has been raped.

I swear to god I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says Marmaduke.

You should check out the deleted scene with the emperor's funeral march.

I thought it was interesting that he used the "Sean Penn is still Spicoli!" defense for two reasons.

Death to Smoochy is criminally underrated. The dialogue is snappy as hell, the performances are top notch, it features Robin Williams being good-zany instead of annoying-as-hell zany, AND it's got Vincent Schiavelli. It's one of the few comedies that actually elicits Laugh Out Loud laughs from me.

Hausia, Chartex: