Is his brother dead yet? Definitely one of the saddest openings. That and the SIDS baby.

Is his brother dead yet? Definitely one of the saddest openings. That and the SIDS baby.

The guinea pig's name is G.P.

The guinea pig's name is G.P.

Just like George, he was my favourite.

Ah, dang! Put new batteries in the smoke detector!

Mirror in the Bathroom. Uh doi.

I am heading over to the human grocery store. Does anybody want anything? Axl - you good?

Back and to the left

I feel proud to work (but not live) in one of the dinky towns he mentions. Huh huh, dinky.

Or Reddd Foxxx.

What are you guys talking about? Neither Lynde nor Gere were/are Canadian. Dang you obtuse.

It's just "hockey". There's no need to differentiate. "Field" hockey is for college girls in kilts with sticks.
Also, it's just "tuna", not "tuna fish".

SMOTHERED SNAKE! SMOTHERED STEAK!

I want to be cremated?

Koski - no discussion of Ms. Noodle? You, ma'am, are worse than Eva Braun!

The ones already living on the street in downtown Detroit?
MACK AVE!

By Dave Madden do you mean Reuben Kincaid? He did his Miller Lite commercial soused to the gills driving the Partridges' bus. But it was the '70s. Everybody drove drunk.

I was just about to take in a kid so he could play on my local high school's football team but I can't because my time will be taken up hating cancer and homeless animals BECAUSE TOBIAS IS TOO BUSY HATING SHITTY MOVES! 
I H8T U, SOMEBODY!

Was the fan on a joist?