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Agreed. I was laughing along at the beginning, but at the end I thought, "Wow, that was pretty sad."

I remember getting drunk on a liqueur called Blue Maui in high school. That stuff was obscenely blue.

I remember getting drunk on a liqueur called Blue Maui in high school. That stuff was obscenely blue.

The Lost Boys is one of my favorite movies. I STILL BELIEVE!!

The Lost Boys is one of my favorite movies. I STILL BELIEVE!!

No! Kill off all the showgirls you want, but leave the animals alone!

No! Kill off all the showgirls you want, but leave the animals alone!

! Boku! Was that juice? I remember the commercials.

! Boku! Was that juice? I remember the commercials.

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark! That artwork was amazing, still gives me the creeps as an adult. There was one legitimately scary story in one of those books, where a scarecrow comes to life and skins a farmer.

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark! That artwork was amazing, still gives me the creeps as an adult. There was one legitimately scary story in one of those books, where a scarecrow comes to life and skins a farmer.

Whenever I'm in a bad mood I watch the scene online and all is well with the world.

Whenever I'm in a bad mood I watch the scene online and all is well with the world.

The Unsolved Mysteries theme song terrified me as a child.

The Unsolved Mysteries theme song terrified me as a child.

They still have stores, though.

They still have stores, though.

"And it's always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck."