Bunnilingus

Shower Handle, that's my name/power candle, sounds the same

He was afraid of needles!

No, he doesn't. Not nearly as crazy as texts I've sent to my husband during fights.

The poor man just wants to paint rocks with his kids!

How did they react @avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus ?

I love that scene, and how quickly Harold goes from laughing with his kids to stone-faced telling them to do their homework.

"I'm a boy (or girl) and I'm a man (or woman)"

Chicks dig you when they think you're the last of something.

My husband works for Best Buy, and it's amazing how soon people I barely know ask for discounts after gaining this knowledge.

We've come a long way. My mom's mom made her use rags :-(

Sign me up!

"You should've been goooone"

It is an awesome movie. It deserves to be a classic.

There may have been a naked cell phone pic involved if that helps?

I like the first 10 minutes. I like his stand up. Wow, I'm just totally in the minority here.

Ginger Ale isn't available in Kentucky?

Dude, you're a little bitch.

I just laughed so hard I woke up my co-worker.

Man am I going to miss this show. As soon as it's done I'm going to watch the whole series again from the beginning because I refuse to let it die.