I said I loved the premise of this show, but I lied.

I ate at the Bubba Gump in Chicago and a bee flew into my beer so I got another full, free beer. And that's all I've got to say about that.

I ate at the Bubba Gump in Chicago and a bee flew into my beer so I got another full, free beer. And that's all I've got to say about that.

That was one of my first thoughts when I saw all the water.

That was one of my first thoughts when I saw all the water.

L-A

L-A

I didn't notice that! I was laughing too hard I guess.

I didn't notice that! I was laughing too hard I guess.

The "Construction Noise" made me fall out of my chair.

The "Construction Noise" made me fall out of my chair.

Hey, we watched that in one of my high school religion classes.

Hey, we watched that in one of my high school religion classes.

That must hurt.

That must hurt.

I could listen to him talk for hours. He has a great voice. Him and Edward Norton.

I could listen to him talk for hours. He has a great voice. Him and Edward Norton.

Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you…

Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you…

NO!!!!!!!!!