I think her entrance into the sex trade is exactly the kind of entrepreneurial economic independence that will help set this country back on the right course.

Brilliant!

HDB doesn't teach for a nonprofit.  He works for a private firm on Wall Street.  He enjoys taking women on fine-dining dates where he tips 100% for good service, and then he gets laid, all the while knowing it's superficial and empty.  Anyone who has read HDB for any period of time knows this.

Yes. You have narrowed it down to its essence.

And he accepted your blood money?  Shocking.

I was thinking of the generations in Iraq and Afghanistan. You know, those people who live there.

Occupy _______ is well on its way to defining a generation.  In Iraq and Afghanistan.

Doesn't matter, HDB is a pretty big asshole.

Unemployed people need something to do.

Good one, Steven Hyden.  Good to see you can embrace the meme.

I can't remember what life was like before Dawes.

He said he doesn't really like Dawes, and you shouldn't either.

As a MILF fan, I am a little sorry I didn't witness a juvenile-hipster-rapper perform "Stop Lookin' at My Mom."

Skeletor could crush the Jersey Shore guys in his mighty fists.

@avclub-95999ca2b8843b5afc101002d749ceb6:disqus "..Histories(sic) greatest monster but to me he is no Jimmy Carter."  Funny.

ouch.  good sharing.

@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus Awesome.  Buying a dvr wouldn't do.

Sean, that was great.  Don't feel horrible.  Please keep it coming.

So, they tossed out the sex and drugs and replaced them with patience and careful cultivation of a fan base?  That's an inspirational model.  For accounting majors and insurance agents as well as for rock-n-rollers.

Where does Dawes fall?