Once I saw the needless Amy Winehouse dig, I knew this dude was full of shit. Amy tried to reinvent soul music of the 60s into pop music. Meghan tried to reinvent 50s doowop into her first album's sound before going more blatantly pop on her 2nd album and…whatever "I'm a Lady" is.

It's a pleasant surprise single and it definitely is worth replays. As for speculation as to what the hell it means for the Joanne era…too early to tell. "John Wayne" might still get a soft sell on AC radio or PLEASE GAGA I BEG YOU RELEASE "Just Another Day" AS A SINGLE.

If the reading challenge gets cut, riots in the streets in front of VH1 AND LOGO's offices. VH1 for cutting out the FUNDAMENTAL and Logo for having failed to be a network and subsequently fuck up the Drag Race.

CHARLIE. DESERVED. TO STAY. BE SAFE. WE'RE NOT DOING THIS.

Umm Jaymes and Kimora have the worst LSFYL performance, thank you.

When Trinity and Peppermint missed the cues to try and end the interview, she took the initiative THEY should have.

For Aja to get anything close to a "redeeming edit" would be for a judge to tell her that oil-based cosmetics and her unpaved road of a face don't mix and for her bitter ass to learn that and try to suck less [last two words in Willam's voice]

1. I'm amazed at Naya Rivera's acting ability…she really committed to the part of being a "celebrity"

ALSO, THE RUNWAY CHOPPING IS WRONG. Drag queens in lingerie should never be condensed. This is twice as bad as the NEON RUNWAY getting condensed in S8.

No cute stuff, let's just get into it…

He's mad he wouldn't look good in a dress.

FUCK YO COUCH

Don't forget about Schmitt's GAY or OOPS I Crapped My Pants

appropriation

I won't because she's stupid. Some dyslexic people are S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T

Directly after Snatch Game…in that episode.

Side note: Tandi Iman Dupree shockingly…CAME IN 4TH for that legendary performance

It would've have been Diet ACID BARRY

1. Blatant creation challenges like this are far and few between so I'm glad that this was done.

Magic wands out, VH1 Hennies…